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Fame Demotivational Poster


3000 HITS - 17 years in the majors, 2322 singles, 330 stolen bases. And you get to 3000 hits on a home run!A simple tip of the cap will not suffice, for you i will tip my wife's car. Don't worry she's a Red Sox fan




Never Gonna Give You Up -




SMILE - it's part of your 15 minutes


TAGS: mug sh** hall of fame
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

aerofiend - December 2, 2010, 8:31 pm
Waffle House bingo anyone?
rerun - December 2, 2010, 6:27 pm

whew, glad I missed this lineup...though the one last one on the right on line 4 is a h**tie.


ALMOST FAMOUS -




TIME -


TAGS: fame looks aging
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 30, 2012, 5:36 pm
Yep, that was money well spent on that ***b reduction mao.
maoworks2 - November 30, 2012, 4:35 pm
Well I Did Look Good In 76 .
MissPriss - November 30, 2012, 3:56 pm
Oh come on mao...there was that little temple tuck in '08....just sayin'...teehee.
maoworks2 - November 30, 2012, 1:56 pm
I'm Just Me .
MissPriss - November 30, 2012, 12:38 pm
And that leaves Burt. I'd say he uses the same plastic surgeon as poor Joan Rivers...2 for 1 deal?
GaryO - November 30, 2012, 12:07 pm
Yeah, and Jack….geeezus, cover them hooters. Reminds me of when I was four and walked in on gramma....she had that same look on her face
MissPriss - November 30, 2012, 10:25 am
Yep....bahaha...thinking that's next years Hallowe'en costume.
GaryO - November 30, 2012, 9:27 am
Man, if Eddie just had a swastika on his forehead…


ON BORROWED TIME -




RHINESTONE COWBOY -




TIME FOR A ROAST -


TAGS: famousfame smart roast motifake calendar
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by caveman

M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 11:57 am
Bloody despicable Caveman... wow, but just for the last line I'll give you a 5L, he really is a wonder of the world


Life's Rich Pageant -


TAGS: music rem ph**ography fame partying
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 10:56 pm
Oh no...you guys have said too much.
Greybeard - August 4, 2014, 10:42 pm
They pale in comparison to the masterpieces, you, Reality Lord, Sho ect post but thank you for the fav :)
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 8:26 pm
How in heck did I miss this? There’s been a lot of really really good posters lately. Gotta fav this’n.
Greybeard - August 4, 2014, 6:26 am
Losing my religion"...
Reality Lord - August 4, 2014, 6:08 am

that's me in the spotlight


LADY GAGA - When Fashion Got On Crack


TAGS: lady gaga fame monster dance music artist talent
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by Crescentdollie

Fatt Matt - April 22, 2010, 3:21 pm
Ba-ZINGGG!!!! RC FTW!
RCoehrs - April 22, 2010, 1:41 pm
"So this is what Happens when Jem f***s a ThunderCat!
Hasbunmb - April 22, 2010, 11:52 am
I bet the guy behind her is PISSED!


MOTIFAKE - BE SOMEBODY -


TAGS: motifake fame
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by rerun

forseti - May 26, 2011, 1:05 am
great!
Greeny - May 25, 2011, 11:12 pm
How much are the shirts, and what are those stains?


The Road To Hollywood -




kAnYe wEsT -




Life -




FAME -


TAGS: greeny author bowie fame
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

lgvernon - May 4, 2014, 1:36 pm

It's a burden. I live with one, too. He's 6-4, 260~~bad attitude, lousy t able manners, fights at the drop of a hat. I call him ***k, for short, but his name's Bill...
Greeny - May 3, 2014, 7:19 am
First thing morning, there it is... wow
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 8:35 pm
(Webster's) HUGE - very large or extensive, as a) of great size or area; b) great in scale or degree ; c) great in scope or character . Also the highest ranking on Motifake.


rip -




The Terms Of Endearment -


TAGS: fame hollywood stardom life death
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 2:09 am
Thank you MissPriss :)
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 1:53 am
5L piece of work there crotchety!
Greybeard - August 17, 2014, 10:26 pm
Thank you :)
GaryO - August 17, 2014, 10:09 am
Great composition, GB.


Fame and fortune -


TAGS: fame fortune
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by chetter

Greeny - April 8, 2014, 8:53 pm
Bam! Right out of the Gate! 5L
Cannabal - April 8, 2014, 6:38 pm
Chetter, love your work. 5Ls
Oldsod - April 8, 2014, 7:20 am
Nice first effort, Chetter!


FOR AIRMAN -


TAGS: real fame win fake trophy
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

djrcreative - January 15, 2012, 8:19 pm
Well, we all need to be stored somewhere. What better place than one which marks the achievement of dying? Albeit worse if your death receives 5L... x_O
Greeny - January 15, 2012, 7:26 pm
ha! 5L Cremation Urn!
gas - January 15, 2012, 6:45 pm
and not even close xD


A Star Is Born -




FAME - ALL WANT IT. SOME HAVE IT. MOST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT.


TAGS: fame kardashians useless
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 9:55 am
Kind of. But when you're done blowing chunks after trying sashimi you're not left with a huge bank balance and a mansion in Beverly Hills.
CloudchaserS - May 26, 2012, 9:50 am
Some want it, get it then decide they don't like it after all. Kinda like wanting to try a food that looks tasty, but when actually tried, isn't tasty.
pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 9:38 am
Noted. Muchas gracias.
M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 9:34 am
Ps, 5L for the truism.
M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 9:33 am
2 tips: 1) Make sure Capslock is off. 2) space out the lines, try not to cram everything into one line, it makes a better statement to space them out. Check out "Tips on making a good Motivational" in the forums, might give you a few ideas.


HARD WORK -


TAGS: three meals a day for the slave fame and fortune to the master
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - February 12, 2013, 9:16 am
Ha ha .. I generally leave the humor for the more funny people.
ughomer - February 12, 2013, 9:14 am
Moti ~ for a fleeting moment, I thought (from the title) this was poking fun at the Masters PGA tourney!! How wrong can an Ug get?


HALL OF FAME -




TEAM BMC - You raced for 3430 kilometres and what was your reward? Watching your teammate claim cycling immortality, while you fade into the background, that is what I call sacrifice




HALL OF FAME - When you are so talented that your name becomes etched into the minds of everyone for generations to come, like this guy.


TAGS: baseball hall fame legend talent
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by kyleman79

maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 11:40 am
Thanks For That .
kyleman79 - December 25, 2011, 7:49 pm
I think it's Rube Marquard, NY Giants. I can't even remember anymore.
maoworks2 - December 25, 2011, 6:54 pm
Who Is This Guy ?


MOTIFAKER STAGES OF GRIEF -


TAGS: f the hall of fame f it all to hell eh
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

ICEMAN - December 11, 2010, 2:25 am
That's cool. What type of production is it? Holidays?
Claire - December 11, 2010, 2:20 am
Spur of the moment decision. My whole family is involved in theater and I figured I'd give it a sh**.
ICEMAN - December 11, 2010, 2:14 am
I didn't realize you were a thespian.
Claire - December 11, 2010, 2:12 am
It's Friday and I'm still winding down from the play I'm in.
ICEMAN - December 11, 2010, 2:08 am
Whadda yooo doin' up at this hour Claire?
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 11:04 pm
LOL! Nite, crankmeister.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 10:59 pm
Take care Cranky. Stay away from those garden gnomes.
crankyhead - December 5, 2010, 10:58 pm
g'night you guys, good chattin with yas. =)
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 10:44 pm
Went for the beak?
crankyhead - December 5, 2010, 10:41 pm
... i must've gotten a little peckish...
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 10:34 pm
Wasn't missing a leg beforehand...
crankyhead - December 5, 2010, 10:33 pm
ew... flamingo seconds
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 10:33 pm
Story of my life.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 10:32 pm
Poor Aggy. Sloppy seconds.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 10:31 pm
Aaaaargh! Beat me to the punch!
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 10:30 pm
LOL! Don't ask why the neighbor had to get rid of the flamingo.
crankyhead - December 5, 2010, 10:30 pm
at least it wasn't a plastic flamingo
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 10:28 pm
That's what you get for molesting his lawn jockey.
crankyhead - December 5, 2010, 10:26 pm
snow angel = snow hobo whatever
crankyhead - December 5, 2010, 10:26 pm
i was zigzaggin up the street, and stumbled and fell and then caught a little shuteye. there was a snow angel on his lawn later on that afternoon. this all happened thursday. I been mortified to look him in the eye since.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 10:22 pm
Having a high tolerance is only useful when you're a teen girl... hanging around Ice. Otherwise, it's a financial burden. It's fine, I'm sure... as long as you didn't drag your mattress into the neighbor's yard.
crankyhead - December 5, 2010, 10:20 pm
i know, i know, i'm a lightweight
crankyhead - December 5, 2010, 10:19 pm
rusty nails actually aggy. 4 of them, well 2 doubles, after about a half dozen pints of harp. I don't even remember how i got to my bed.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 10:18 pm
OR.... stop drinking Jägermeister.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 10:15 pm
As long as they don't turn the sprinklers on you I suppose its OK. I wouldn't make a habit of it though. You tend to be a target for stray dogs, if you catch my meaning.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 10:14 pm
Tell them you barely survived the battle with ninjas who were trying to break into their house.
crankyhead - December 5, 2010, 10:12 pm
more like one of the donkeys. yes, fully clothed.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 10:11 pm
He's bringing gifts. He's one of the wise men.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 10:09 pm
Is that all? The question stands.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 10:09 pm
If they don't like your version of a nativity scene, tell them to buy a better one... because you were sick of looking at nothing.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 10:02 pm
LMAO Ice!
crankyhead - December 5, 2010, 10:02 pm
parka, boots, toque, gloves, snowstorm.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 10:02 pm
Unless it's crabgrass, no.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 10:02 pm
Fully clothed or commando?
crankyhead - December 5, 2010, 10:00 pm
i got a question... is it irresponsible for a 30 something year old man to take a drunken nap on his neighbors lawn at 3 in the morning?
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 9:57 pm
Gentle? He don't know Ice well. And if you've priced Guinness and matched my tolerance, you'd call me anything but a cheap date.
crankyhead - December 5, 2010, 9:57 pm
not too much Ice, how you been? and don't read too much into that, i use that term pretty loosely. LOL
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 9:55 pm
You always have been a cheap date, Aggy. What's up Cranky. And watch who you're calling a gentleman.
crankyhead - December 5, 2010, 9:53 pm
good evening gentlemen
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 9:53 pm
Got it now... meh... not my thing. I'm old. My p*** site is the official Guinness merchandise page.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 9:46 pm
Google it. Moooooooooooooooo prolly spends half his day there.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 9:35 pm
How's it going, ice? Redtube?
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 9:18 pm
There's always Redtube.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 9:09 pm
Wow... I need to find something else to do on a sunday evening.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 1:54 am
You too. Catch you later, paisan.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 1:53 am
No worries Aggy. I'm pretty much done as well. Take care of yourself my friend.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 1:50 am
I've got my morning walk... gonna turn in and get some sleep. Thanks for hanging out, Ice.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 1:49 am
By implication, you would know?
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 1:39 am
That's a good thing... you shouldn't know how to respond to that.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 1:35 am
LMAO. I really don't know how to respond to that one.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 1:33 am
Too much jello
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 1:31 am
Too much lube?
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 1:10 am
I dropped it from my hands... I didn't cough.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 1:05 am
A jar of peanut b***er?
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 12:47 am
That's not soap.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 12:41 am
Stop dropping the soap.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 12:27 am
Everytime I am sober and look down, my friend.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 12:25 am
Feeling inadequate tonight?
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 12:22 am
In a way, I suppose... littlenecks.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 12:18 am
To each their own. Nothing better than cracked crab w/some deep fried horseneck clams steaks. Oh wait, you weren't talking seafood.
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 12:11 am
I'll take a good ol flu or chicken pox over herpes or crabs!
ICEMAN - December 4, 2010, 11:58 pm
You gotta stop lurking around those pre-schools. Frakkin' germ factories.
ICEMAN - December 4, 2010, 11:56 pm
You sure are a sickly lil mofo. I have found that a good buzz sometimes chases away all them germs.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 11:54 pm
So, to answer the question... it's holding up nicely... 18 of them sitting in my fridge... waiting patiently.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 11:52 pm
Not drinking. Just got over being sick... wanted to make sure I didn't drink myself right back into it again... can't afford any more time off of work.
ICEMAN - December 4, 2010, 11:50 pm
Heh, heh. How's the Guinness holding out tonight?
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 11:49 pm
Why should tonight be any different?
ICEMAN - December 4, 2010, 11:48 pm
You're no fun. I had a semi-clever knock knock joke waiting. Too late, you fugged it up.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 11:46 pm
Bueno?
ICEMAN - December 4, 2010, 11:41 pm
Knock, knock...
pzykosiz - September 8, 2010, 12:10 am
seeya man
spacedog - September 8, 2010, 12:08 am
I'm outta here. Good night all.
ICEMAN - July 31, 2010, 2:57 am
Thanks Aggy. Give a nod to Cubby as well. He fed me the pic. Sleep well.
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 2:43 am
Love the poster, Ice! Have a good one, friend.
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 2:23 am
Although I've heard Spokane has an excellent car show every year.
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 2:21 am
I've only been there once. I got very lost driving around Seattle, and have no desire to go back.
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 2:18 am
Someone in the Washington or Pacific Northwest area?
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 2:14 am
I'll find someone who can use those pics eventually.
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 2:12 am
Stick to what you know my friend.
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 2:10 am
You'd rather that I tucked the beef behind the cheese? Britarded style?
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 2:08 am
You keep labeling them as HUGE bre***S or EPIC a** when you send them. I keep hoping they'll be female.
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 2:04 am
LOL Ice! Soooooo... you saw those pictures, huh Space?
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 2:02 am
The cheese is on top of a lot of beef.
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 2:01 am
HA! Good one Ice, beat me to it.
ICEMAN - July 31, 2010, 2:00 am
Italian cheesecake? Cheesecake with spaghetti sauce?
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 1:59 am
Not much, Space... I've been making italian cheescake while doing the motifake thing... and I'm up too late for having to walk at 4:30am... as usual.
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 1:57 am
Heh. I type like a hoser when I'm tired eh?
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 1:55 am
What's going on Aggy? Quiet night eh?
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 1:42 am
I know what you mean... I feel like I've been here for a lot longer than I have, too. The place ages you!
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 1:40 am
It's gone by fast. Seems like I'm just starting it too.
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 1:37 am
Huh. Looking back at that old poster, it appears I've been here for a year.
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 1:02 am
LOL!!! Touche, Ice.
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 1:02 am
Well, I simply said that if I was going to get a reach-around... Vishnu would be a god.
Cubbybear - July 31, 2010, 12:59 am
true ..I get them mixed up with Pakis
ICEMAN - July 31, 2010, 12:58 am
Except somebody named Guido.
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 12:58 am
I don't recall, did you make fun of Vishnu in one of your posters Aggy?
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 12:55 am
LOL! Indians are often mistaken for terrorists, but they're not. Would someone who hands out bourbon chicken samples at Hickory Farms with such enthusiasm really hate the US? And nobody wears sweat pants, dress shoes and white tube socks with such pride.
Cubbybear - July 31, 2010, 12:52 am
Rashnish bombed you? Internet terrorism on MotiFake. d*** Facebook
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 12:50 am
He's as heavy handed as I am on target bombers and trolls... and it happens a lot faster during the daytime. My latest bomber was from India. Go figure.
Cubbybear - July 31, 2010, 12:48 am
Hey..Grey is a good man.Kudos to him.


LEGACY -


TAGS: fame
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon



FAME - Some men are born with it, some men achieve it, most just rub it in.


TAGS: chris rock fame
Rating: 2.86/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - September 4, 2011, 5:57 pm
picture=nothing in common with the joke


MULTIPLE BIRTHS -




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